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Thijs Cobben – Data Alchemist

About

Data Alchemist.
Forty years of
turning messy data
into something useful.

I help senior data leaders at European mid-market organisations turn messy platforms into trustworthy, AI-ready foundations — using forty years of pattern recognition, not the latest framework.

40 years across three eras

Pre-digital at a video store. The database era at Andersen Consulting and the Financial Times. The modern stack at Talpa, Rabobank, Booking.com, SURFsara. That range is rare.

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Built it, didn’t just talk about it

Production systems, ML models, scientific data management, Data Vault, streaming, dbt/Snowflake/Databricks/PySpark at scale. Every opinion earned in production.

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Synthesiser, not specialist

You don’t need another opinion on dbt vs SQLMesh. You need someone who can tell you which of the four things you think need fixing actually matters.

The career arc

1986 — Pre-digital era

Video store at 15. IBM DB3 queries. Customer birthday mailings. The first database that ever listened to me.

1990 — University

Cognitive Artificial Intelligence. Mathematical logic, distributed systems. The theoretical foundation for everything that followed.

1990s — Database era

Andersen Consulting. Production systems at scale. The Financial Times — one of the earliest flexible tag-management systems in media.

2000s — ML & science data

Vroemm.nl — ML models for car valuations. SURFsara/EUDAT — scientific data management at European scale.

2010s–now — Modern stack

Talpa, Rabobank, Booking.com — Data Vault, streaming, dbt, Snowflake, Databricks, PySpark. Currently writing from a sailboat on the hard near Roscoff, Brittany.

The History of Data project

I’m writing a book — History of Data: From Cave Paintings to Lakehouses. Forty-seven thousand years of the same patterns repeating. The free e-book is the foreword and chapter one — from Homo habilis and carved shells to cuneiform, the oldest readable writing.

The reason I write it isn’t nostalgia. It’s that every problem I’ve been paid to solve in the last decade was solved, in slightly different clothing, by someone in Rome or Baghdad or Leiden three hundred years ago. Pattern recognition is the actual skill.

Think we might be a fit?

Thirty minutes, no deck, no pitch. You describe the problem; I tell you what I think it actually is, and whether I’m the right person for it.